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[challenge entry] Even Goths have friends.

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# if she's a goth
I'm Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Hi Brian!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Hey. I'm Brian!
No I'm Brian, and so my wife...

OK, maybe not "Goth" then. How about "diurnally challenged"?
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I would like to have sex with her
If she were also not averse to the idea and my girlfriend allowed it.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 4:29, archived)
# this
but in the less amusing term "would"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# quoth the partridge, "nevermore".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *wood
a chub
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ohhhhh yes I fucking would.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 9 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)