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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I don't know what this is, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Actress/bishop
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# arf
ning hugs m'lady
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hello how are you?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I'm a bit ill
on antibiotics and due to go to Christmas bash in Surrey tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I am now thinking
of a sort of combined actress/bishop chimera.
Would the church of england allow such a monstrosity to exist I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Well they let Rowan Williams be Archbishop of Canterbury
So anything's possible
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# This is really quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Yay
Self delivering sex toys?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# you were in my thoughts *<|:)
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Christmas Sausages!
Hooray!

I'd like some chipolatas and a salami set, please, Sausage Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Is that the adult version
of the thing pulling the cart above?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# somehow, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hurrah for the growth
of additional organs.

And the loss of embarrassing teenage outbreaks of aerials
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# they fall off exactly on january the 1st
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *takes notes*
*wikitoges*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)