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# i have no idea
seemingly a PC name so as not to offend anyone,
except it offends me and everyone else i imagine
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# It's actually a Daily Mail 'scandal'
that was based on 0% of fact - it was a winter shopping campaign in Birmingham about 5 years ago I believe.

Doesn't stop the nutters who write for the Daily Mail running the story every chuffing year.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# exactly
Mail readers are angry, so the paper has to make up a scandal for them to be angry about.

It's just sad when otherwise rational people fall for it.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That's scandalous!
I'm angry at the Daily Mail now.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Write them a letter!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)
# The pen is mightier than the sword
After all, it is language that separates us from the beasts.

Thus:

Dear sir,
I feel I must take issue with the unnecessary scandalous overtones occasionally detectable in your esteemed publication.

It displeases me to see your journalistic standards lowered in such a fashion, surely you are above such low-brow tabloid behaviour?

Yours

Brig. Fridgeignton Freezerous-Smythe (Retired.)

And I shall address it to "Cunts, London".
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# 1998 oops
but what's a few years between outraged of tunbridge well's
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I don't wiki
I rely on that amorphous blob between my ears...


YES, MY NOSE HAR DE HAR HAR HAR :)
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Are you coming to Manchester?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Yes/No/Maybe!
I'll let you know! Sorry I can't be more specific :)
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)
# It certainly was
They renamed Christmas to Winterval so as not to offend anyone. They didn't count on those pesky Christians though did they? Who would have thought of that ethnic minority having a go in Birmingham!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)