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[challenge entry] Cheap and cheerful

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(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# eyes raped open
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# what's not to like about raping empty eye sockets?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/35880/1199371667/jolie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# True
You can't beat the feeling of severed optic nerve tickling your frenulum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# shards of lacrimal bone in your bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i said what's not to like
shards or lacrimal bone in the bell is a plus point.

i'm all turgid just thiking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you dirty boy
you could fill one socket with the jelly from a pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# having to empty them first?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Good morning sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hello sweets :)
Hope you're well and dandy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I feel a bit sick actually.
But it's FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Thank Crunchie, eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You're telling me.
How's you? How was new years?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Very nice thanks - dinner, fireworks and G&T disco teim
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Excellent!
How's life in sunny Europe? Is it all Europy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Very Europey and very cold
It's -7 today here with windchill of -15

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# is that in European money?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# We'd be in trouble if it was farenheit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It's cold here
but not that cold. And you with your hairless head- I hope you've got a wooly hat.

I'm going to worry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I have many, many hats - some wooly :)
The first year in Berlin I was so unprepared and froze to death.. since then I know to dress like a twat and be warm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Good lad
That's what we like to hear. I'm contemplating trading in my beautiful floor length black wool coat with no hood for a big parka.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# LOOK DEEP INTO THE PARKA
sorry, that's the voice I heard when I read your post.

Parkas are great - I think I will buy one too. I'm bored with my current coat. My parents were over a couple of weeks ago and they were taking photos - and I realised on all photos in the last 6 years they have of me where I'm outside, I'm wearing the same coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# This must be rectified.
Get a MASSIVE one with a huge furry hood.

And yes, I think as long as we don't let anyone feel around inside our hoods, our eyes should be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Roy Walker?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Now what's Mr. Chips up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# is your biro running out ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Cocksocks
It got snafued when I saved it.

Oh well.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# SKULL FUCK!!
dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)