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# XACLY
Not sure how the golden arches fit in... it all made some kind of sense at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ONE ON A SCOOTER TOOTING A HOOTER
FOLLOWING YONDER STAR
OH...

STAR O' WONDER, STAR O' LIGHT
STAR O' BEAUTY SHE'LL BE RIGHT
STAR O' GLORY THAT'S THE STORY
FOLLOWING YONDER STAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)
# STAR OF WONDER
STAR OF LIGHT
SAT IN A BOX ON DYNAMITE
LIGHT THE FUSE AND OFF WE GO
ALL THE WAY TO MEXICO

Or the extremely shit local version:
Star of wonder, star of light
Set Cliff Richard's pants alight
Something something something else to do with the local primary school
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)
# PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
you're all wrong (and late)

it's clearly

John in a Taxi
Paul in a car
George on a scooter
honking his hooter
following Ringo Starr

notice how the only Beatle with talent gets a full name
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# heh.
I like our version better.

folksong.org.nz/nzchristmas/one_on_a_tractor.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)