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[challenge entry] And IIIIIIIIIIIIII

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
*stores whores there*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# No! Only wares.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# but i've only got whores!!
hundreds of 'em..
any body want a whore?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'll take one, but only if it's in good condition.
VG+
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ah,
can't help you there...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I only want one if she hasn't got all her limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *chops*
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Score!
*pops her in the basement*

Quiet bitch, or it's the punishment hole for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It puts the lotion on its skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Um...
rolls around in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# lotional psychokinesis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Have another 200% for use of the word
'lotional'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I see Heather Mills-McCartney
has some work to do until she snares you...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Oh no, I'll have Heather.
She can live in the punishment hole for a few years, learn a few lessons.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Punishment hole is the strangest euphemism I've heard all day
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I'm pretending to be a real life mentalist here.
Hang on....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_M._Heidnik


In his basement was a hole which he'd put the girls in sometimes, called the punishment hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Well that's even more worrying
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *Slice*
goddamnit, I cut myself on your wit.


it felt sensual.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# she's a slut
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# this is one of my fav b3ta things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# cheers.
I only realised recently how shonky it is, but couldnt be bothered touching it up...

... cripples aren't really my type.

/unexpected trip to hull
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# DON!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# HELLO, NEWMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# HELLO, GORGEOUS
frohes neues jahr. alles liebe, glück, und schmutz in den kommenden Jahr. Küsschen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Da freu' ich mich!!!
Viel Glück, Schweinfleisch und Krabbelkäfer wünsche ich dir auch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I want some schmutz.
What is it? Sounds like it's mucky, whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# It means dirt, so yes it is :D
cgi.ebay.de/Riesen-Cowboyhut-Western-Texas-Karneval-Cowboy-Hut_W0QQitemZ320202745602QQihZ011QQcategoryZ147782QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Is this a cunt or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# what is a Krabbelkäfer?
is it a lobster? or a cockroach or something? I dont have it in my dictionary... is it some sort of rude thing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Just means a creepy crawly :)
My comment was related to the Glückskäfer that are handed round willy-nilly at Silvester
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# That's a cunt, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# it is dirt
It can mean bog-standard dirt mud dirt, but can also mean filthy spunk-shower dirt, which is how I meant it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Can it indeed?
Well I never.

What's moose knuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Elchhaxe?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Oh you're still down here.
That's brill, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i'll take one off your hands
i've got a wobbly table this would work perfectly for!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# here you chief!
all cleaned and bagged!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# brilliant! and hardly any rust!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# is she bubblewrapped?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# it's just the gas making that popping noise
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# she can be.
*rolls up*
best not keep her like that for too long....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i just wanted something to play with after she'd suffocated
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ah, well, knock yourself out.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# pfff.
real, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That's wrong that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# * breaks shed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# damn it wobbly!!
you can bloody fix that!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# it's alright
i know of some warehouse space near san antonio while you're waiting to get it fixed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# score!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I just did...

With all of ivesb's whores that escaped from his shed..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# that's
braw!
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Original?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Adult Accompaniment?
perverts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)