You just can't beat the personal touch of using your hands.
I mean, sure you can buy the rust-free, heat-seeking killing knives, but it eliminates the challenge of the real sport of Kings; killing people and nicking their livers.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11,
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Yes, it just annoys me when the commoners think it's cruel.
The victims enjoy being torn apart and eaten
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13,
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I enjoy tearing them apart and eating them...
...therefore it is inconcievable that the so called "victims" wouldn't share these feelings! It's all a commoner conspiracy I tells ye!
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Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16,
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