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[challenge entry] It's seamless I tell you!

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(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Yey!

Crabs in Hats

* Crats

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Crabs, you say?
What is all this crab-related japery I keep hearing of?

What is it, Sir? I demand enlightenment!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *enlightens*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *chucks water*
No need to set the poor lad alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *endarkens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's a crab combetition
I'm sorry, I have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# you ptolemy lies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Mamma ptolemy not to come
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# LOL!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# buddha was actually a crab
and mohammed was a fox, and jesus was a swan, and that's not in the bible because there was no such thing as swans in roman times
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *burns embassy*
in fact, I'd rather burn B&Q, who would like to relieve me of £13k for a new kitchen - why, you could buy an enormous gold hand for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# 13 Grand?
For a feckin kitchen?

Edit: What - does it have hot and cold running whores and cocaine dispensers, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahah
I wish
I think I might have dreamt it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ah, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You're not a Genius
you're just a crathole.

(de-RIS more de-RIS)
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I somehow read that as "When Gordon Brown was told to expect headcrabs"
and I now have a strange mental image...
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Our 'glorious' Prime Minister
being infected by a parasitic alien race would certainly make things interesting, that's for sure.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# But he already is
he's from Kirkcaldy, they're all infested up there


/gf born in Kirkcaldy blog
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)