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[challenge entry] its troo

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(wodge, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# CARARABLOGS!
:o
edit : woah major typo CRABLOGS is what i was trying to type!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# stick crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# crab flavoured sticks?
partridge ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# they actiually don't contain any crab at all
it's all bits of shrimp and filler.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
filler sawdust and boogies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# can sawdust boogie?
*considers making animation*
*lacks enthusiasm*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I thought filler was a kind of crab?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# No.
Filler is filler.
Crab is crab.

Remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# flid
flidler crab

actually, i might shop that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# they died out as they couldn't get food to their mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# They should've evolved BIGGER LIPS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oddly enough
the fiddler crab has one claw shorter so you wouldn't need to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I thought it was some other wierd fish
that was good at absorbing flavors AND LYING TO YOUR UGLY, SPOTTY FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# The lies
crab sticks, have no crab

i blame blair
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# No.
blair Steve Jobs
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Same could be said for
Pooh sticks
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# In Australia
They haven't been allowed to call them crab sticks since I was a lad. Now they're seafood extender.

A national radio station did an investigation into what they are really made of and found that the Australian sold ones are actually sourced from bottom feeding river fish from an Asian country (I forget which now). Which wouldn't be a problem except that the river showed high levels of heavy metals in its mud.

Who giggled when they read "bottom feeding"? See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# weeeeell
tis my first go
(wodge, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
shop a kitten and pull up a chair, don't forget to read the FAQ (so far so good!)
you'll never leave etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ^this
Hello there lovely new person.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# if you repeat something enough it's really really funny
like being stuck in traffic/sweaty train on the way to and from work.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Sweaty trains cost extra
unless they're virgin, then they're free. And stink of piss too.
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Aaaah, it's Tuesday
I almost forgot

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# thanks
for the welcome
(wodge, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)