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# Getting your scrotum waxed?
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?

Women with their tits out in the sauna on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)
# At the age of 14,
a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.

[edit] Dr Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nah
I used to shave my legs and the stubble from that was annoying enough. I'll leave my scrotum well alone, thank you.

Besides, I'd probably end up with bits of tissue paper stuck where I'd cut myself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# what is a Zoroastrian?
is that a believer in the teachings of Zorro?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)
# apparrently:
a Persian religion founded in the 6th century B.C. by the prophet Zoroaster, promulgated in the Avesta, and characterized by worship of a supreme god Ahura Mazda who requires good deeds for help in his cosmic struggle against the evil spirit Ahriman


but I like your version better.
Anyway, you'd best ask Dr Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)
# thus sprach
crouchingbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Zarathrusta?

great tune.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)
# "also sprach"
or "thus spoke" in english.
/pedantic know-it-all
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)
# fucksocks
i must sack my researcher
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# sorry!
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)
# does Ahura Mazda
use a Wankel Engine?

car engine joke, there. Sorry if any minority gods have been offended
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Wankel Rotary Engine
lovely


(grunties)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)
# because...
...shaving can irritate the skin.

And when the hair grows back it can be uncomfortably stubbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I heard you were
uncomfortably stubby, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)
# stubby?
I'm quite wonderfully tall, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)