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[challenge entry] Buy 2, get the 3rd Reich free!

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(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS!!
Car chase live on CNN.com right now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# oh god
here we go again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ooooooooooooooo that was thrilling
text book car spin
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# LIES
they're telling me about nazi gold at the minute
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i can't find the link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# s'gone now, you missed it
gotta be quick with the breaking news
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm going to Mexico again at the end of March, they have some wonderful religious tat there
if you're interested. Give me a gaz.

same for any other b3tans. Well, most of you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I once witnessed a maya ritual in a catholic church somewhere in Chiapas
that was...undescribable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# if they've got a big fuck-off wax mosque in the shape of a tit, I'm interested
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
*prepares list.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# and for the underarms, Reich Guard
/excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *spangs*
*also clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hehehe, sorry. :)
a fine evening to ya fella, great to see you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Why, thankyou!
Sorry I've been such a rubbish b3tan of late. Been busy organising a rock festival on the other side of the pond, and it's been eating into my b3ta time something chronic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# What an excellent thing to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# shame it's all LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Are you a gorilla?
Otherwise I shall arrest you. In the name of de lore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thankyou. It's my 50th birthday present to myself.
Throw a fucking great party somewhere exotic* and invite 30 of my favourite bands to play.


*well OK then, Kentucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# WHO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# No, sadly they aren't playing.
Here is a list

www.last.fm/event/418799
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Grails! and MONO!
Can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hell, yes! Please do.
I should investigate creating a b3ta meet on the calendar really...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# If I start swimming now
I might make it.

Verdammen es, why isn't there a bloody road?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# bevis frond?!
fucking GET IN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Ak me nicely and I will show you film of the Bevis Frond
performing the Countdown theme live on TV, with Carol Vorderman playing air guitar along to it
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# please mister ptol
can you show me this vision of wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# No.
sadly I only have it on VHS video, and have yet to work out how to convert it to digital. Someday, I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8090973
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8070260
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# It's quite simple but can be expensive.
If you don't have a video card that supports VIVO ( video in video out ) then you need a separate box and software or a TV capture card. ( card is the cheapest method ). Trouble is you need a high end processor to do it at any kind of decent speed plus you end up with Huge files ( approx 1gb per 30 mins ) and that means you then have to convert them to a compressed format like MPEG 2 for them to be usable for uploading.
The simplest way is beg, borrow or buy a DVD recorder. Plug the VHS into it via RCA cables or Scart. Press play on the VCR and record on the DVD and go away. Result is a DVD containing .VOB files of your movie. Copy these to PC and rename to .mpg ( vob files are Mpeg2 files ) and you have your movie on the PC. This can then easily split further or joined to one file for uploading to a host.
If you have a vivo card ten your manual will tell you how to connect an external source through the S-video port.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Thankyou!
And there I was thinking of filming the TV with my digital camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# There could be a macrovision
issue with the DVD VCR method so it might be worth considering a sub $50 TV card and plugging the RF out from the VCR into the card tuner and using the card software just tuning in to the signal and recording it. Plus you have a basic PVR set up afterwards allowing you to record any TV signal you choose to send to it.

rdit:// found this, more detail for you. www.signvideo.com/conv-v-to-d.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Actually, that's really useful.
thanks so much!

I do have a DVD recorder... just not in the same stack as the VCR. I think a cable to join the two might be the cheapest option for the time being. Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# oo Windy & Carl
*drifts off into the ether*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# and God said 'let there be light'...


Jesus rises again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i so want one of these
on my only trip to the states i did manage to get some jesus and mary nightlights
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# tell me what you want, I love sending care packages
ask Micto
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# he does it well
i got some GOOD stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# the mind boggles
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# yep, sent one of them too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# wank monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I will be able to provide you with the wank monkey, terror parrot and even 85 wombles.
for the right price.

*touches nose*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# My mate and I
used to send each other samples of our home grown herbs for testing purposes through the standard air mail. God knows how we got away with it. I even had to make customs declarations for the contents ( calling them 'electronic components' )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# "Hey kids! My big switch is ON!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Christ, that reminds me of a catholic dutch song from when I was five
"There's a little light in my heart, and that's jesus."

The moment I told my dad that "He's not the boss, jesus is the boss", my parents took me off that catholic school ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Worth my annual rent to b3ta all on it's own *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# peado?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 4dam?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hands up
if you use reichguard...
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Oh clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# oh the punnage


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# and for the bikini line
weimmac

bit below the belt i know.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# haahaha
top!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# *Yep*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Brill!
I mean, Entschuldegung!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# *clicks*


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It's a terrible thing
When the best posts are done on the quiet time!

So a double woo for:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ta
very muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Not at all
Nice lurkage though. Normally lurkage ends with being shite. So it's nice to see something different.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hehe
Give it time.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# haha
why the ginger tash?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)