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# I have just eaten a whole pack of xxx extra strong mints
and I am now cold on the inside
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Now spray an entire can of raljex over your outside,
that should about even things out.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *sigh*
I only have vics vapo-rub
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# have you tried setting yourself on fire?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I think I would actually prefer this to the other suggestions.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# not since I was 14
man I love fireworks. I always wanted to be one. Pachow!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# That'll have to do,
rub it in your eyes and over your bell-end.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Perv mind piss?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# It would seem so.
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Rub it into your helm.
Thatll certainly burn away the cold :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# FACT: vics vaporub is relatively tasteless!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# relative to what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it seriously is absolutely flavourless, ky jelly is a rapture of taste by comparison
tastes like vaseline
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# how does it compare to
athlete's foot cream?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# find me some athletes foot cream and we'll find out!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I had a friend at primary school
(when I was at primary school - any other site and I wouldn't have to clarify this)
and he used to eat anything. He was pretty poor, and would eat plastic toys, and ate anyones apple cores after lunch. He also would eat the banana skin if you gave him a banana.

Seemed like a good time to mention this.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that stuff nearly put me in hospital
i think im allergic
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You just didn't use enough.
try again.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# B3ta: offering potentially fatal advice since 2001.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ok :)
had to go on the nebuliser / steroid injections - yay...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yay for Asthma related life saving thingymajigs!
I havent been on one in too long :( I think I might stop taking my Salbutamol and Beclometasone just so I can have one again :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that stuffs never worked for me
stopped using it about 2 years after they gave it to me / never had an asthma attack - just chest infections - which according to the doctor is a form of asthma? bollocks i say
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I dunno about that,
but I do know that I tend to get about 3 or 4 chest infections a year. My asthma used to be so bad when I was younger that we had a nebuliser at home.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# aint they great?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# However
it may result in some kind of heat meets cold vortex and result in the end of the world as we know it!

Go on then, try it :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)