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possibly influenced by my recent move to bonnie Scotchlande.
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many of the kids have already passed through the Rab C. Nesbitt stage and are now dead or requesting money in order to inject some dog fertiliser into their varicose veins.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25,
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I will never ever see any of my relatives in Clydebank or Bellshill unless we have another wedding and tey want to come down here. I'm not getting within 100 miles of that shitehole ;)
( I have photos somewhere of me aged 5 or 6 in an honest to goodness real kilt and arran jumper, playing in the lovely green fields of Clydebank.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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( I have photos somewhere of me aged 5 or 6 in an honest to goodness real kilt and arran jumper, playing in the lovely green fields of Clydebank.
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Never been there since. I moved to England for fuck's sake.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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1974, ya bas!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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Scrubbed ma face for weeks after that fucker. It was textbook faceaids.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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Living in germany, scottish words for stuff delight me whenever I'm home.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45,
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nighto!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52,
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That took a lot of explaining.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55,
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mah braw mukker, Ah shaa spick wi' ye tha' moorns nicht.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:58,
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I thought she looked like Andi MacDowell. Turns out she looked more like Malcolm.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50,
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My mum is from Belshill. It's shit, but less shit than motherwell, next door to where e-coli in britain was faithfully cultivated, lovely Wishaw.
I slightly exaggerated with respect to glasgow, I meant to say east-glasgow, but they tend to migrate into the nicer bits and threaten timid student geeks with their brown teeth and empty rum bottles, demanding 5 quid for their bus.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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I slightly exaggerated with respect to glasgow, I meant to say east-glasgow, but they tend to migrate into the nicer bits and threaten timid student geeks with their brown teeth and empty rum bottles, demanding 5 quid for their bus.
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*wallop*
"Oh, there they are, round the corner"
*runs away screaming*
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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"Oh, there they are, round the corner"
*runs away screaming*
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clydebank makes greenock look attractive. it should get some sort of award for that.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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it's hard to tell. some of the locals here are under the influence of drugs which have been mixed with so much soap powder that you could point to the concrete shithole that is clydebank town centre and tell that it's green fields and they'd agree as long as you promised to tap them a fiver. not that i'm suggesting your relatives are persil'd out smackheads.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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She justified her disgusting behaviour with the phrase "Marti Pellow's fae Clydebank, but." I fell in love with her soon after that. That and the brain donation.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46,
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i fortunately now live in nottingham, dundees fine but i like nottingham better
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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she aborted your kid, the slut.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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in any case, the chances that youre the father of the abortion are the same as mine, about 33-1.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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I am GUTTED it never screened here!
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no like me.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27,
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just wondering about the pseudonym of the Fratellis' drummer..
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"Your critical faculties are somewhat impaired"
Roughly. Which is fine so long as you don't make watery mince. Obviously.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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Roughly. Which is fine so long as you don't make watery mince. Obviously.
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'that present I got was mince'. as in it was shite.
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Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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It gied us the dry boak, man.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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