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[challenge entry] Jesus finally breaks the Danish market

because Groucho specs make ANYTHING funnier

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# hehheheheh.
 
oddly enough I approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Oh bugger
I was hoping for a fatwa
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Hahah
cunning disguise, I thought it was Groucho for a minute there. In which case I would have burned your embassy, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# He wouldn't belong to any cult that would have him as a leader..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Sadly true
and I mean that. Poor guy would be fucking appalled I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Why is he wearing a table tennis bat with a dandilion instead of a handle
on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# IT'S ART, YOU'R NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS.
JUST ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'd say - and it's just a guess -
that he likes table tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I'm not sure
but don't tell Mohammed... he'll be livid
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# All religions have their quirks. Look at those water purist/teapot worshippers in Malaysia...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Say the magic word and . . .
KaaaaaaaaaaBooooooooomb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# A...
...men

(duck)
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# BUT WHY A DUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I could tell you
but you'd have to blow yourself up
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# ALL RIGHT, WHY A DUCK? WHY A NO CHICKEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# BOOM
Sorry, folks. He seemed like such a nice guy...
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# COCOANUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# uh oh
now you've REALLY done it
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# *bums embassy / church / mosque / comedy club*

the joys of equal opportunity offensiveness
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# finally!
a religious icon i can relate to!
*relates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)