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# I need TP for my bunghole!
*pulls tshirt over head*
*is cornholio*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *points at your belly button*
lady bits!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# standing on a hotel balcony at silly o'clock
shouting "i am the great cornholio, i need t.p for my bunghole" is liable to get you thrown out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# More points for doing it in the corridoors and getting away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# from personal experience?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yes.
also saying "are you threatening me?" in a silly voice to the concierge, the manager and the civil guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha your great :D
woo smash monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the manager didn't think so
the guards, however, almost pissed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)