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# That's how I imagine myself while watching Star Trek every night at eleven o'clock.
All tucked up in bed with a whining missus.

'Oh, the cat is heavy. Why is it on my legs? What's that noise its making? What are those teeth foAAARGHHHH! Little bastard!' *cat/wall interface*

'hohoho'

'You are a bastard. That's not funny.'
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)