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# Stupid Auctions
Each week we get sent 2 or 3 stupid ebay auctions.

I have a problem. If I save them for the newsletter then they're out of date. If I shove them on the blog then the traffic alerts ebay and the page gets taken down.

Here's todays. (The third problem is that it's not that great anyway.)
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2912186590&category=317
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# thank you Rob
...that was errmmm ....great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# his
face amuses me
(roomproject, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# jesus
that looks just like my friend lee... question is, do i email it to him?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:56, archived)
# yes
the email came with instructions too, "please please help me make this man the star he so blatantly deserves to be by forwarding this link to every1 in your address book. together we can make a difference!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwww
It's kind of reassuring to know that the world contains individuals even more pathetic than myself
(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:59, archived)
# or there are people with worse mates
who are prepared to stitch you up using only a digital camera and an ebay account.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Why do you think...
...so many people watch Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)
# mass lobotomies
occuring throughout the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# 'cause the Slater family rock
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# backwards and forwards
masturbating and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:17, archived)
# on
their heels.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)
# you scare me
But not as much as he does. (And hadn't you left B3ta?
(Mortimer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# left B3ta?
uh?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# no
sorry, that was Pob
(Mortimer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:04, archived)
# ah
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Why not save the html...
and pics and request that a board member with excessive amounts of free bandwidth host the page on their site?

I've had enough free gigs lately to host something like that
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I like the payment instructions...
"Rules n Stuff Please contact me within 3 days of the winning bid Items over 25 or from another country apart from UK , please use Billpoint All items will be packed and delivered as soon as payment is received Please leave nice feedback on ebay as soon as item is received Please check back from time to time for more bargains HAVE FUN , EBAY is not just for Christmas"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)