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# IF I HAD PIE AND A COCK.......
i'd eat the pie and then have a wank.


just thought i should share that..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# is it not preferable to work up an appetite first?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# are you me?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I want to be inside you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Awww foetal psychosis
Go huddle up to nanny kittyvomit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nanny? where did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# It's of Germanic origin I think
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ooo i like germanic things.
i'd learn german if i weren't so crap at it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Mein hund habt durchval weil es meine vereerbuch gegessen
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# if only i knew what the fuck that ment. stilll
*melts*

german does things to me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# My dog has diarrhoea because it has eaten my dictionary.
I can do a passably good German accent, because talking a langauge is about 80% accent anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i can do a stupidly deep singing voice with a german accent
but then thats probably from listening to many nico lp's.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Surely that should be
"Mein Hund hat durchfall weil er hat mein Woerterbuch gegessen"

Sorry, I am living in Germany at the moment and wanted to show off my knowledge of useless vetinarial knowledge.
(daio, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# pwoaaaaaah
*melts some more*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Bloody oneupmanship
What does the er mean then?

/hasn't done German in many years blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# what the er means....
he: er hat = he has.
(daio, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# what do you do now with the bits you have got and pie?
just very curious... :p
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# eat the pie and piss out of the other bit and if i meet anyone very generous/nice they might shove something up there for a bit..
oh god i am so gross.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ...
(fwaps)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I think I love you...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# awww. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# yay indeed
*awaits sexes*

:P
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you call that rape?
try harder dammit!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Well, ok.
Bend over.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)