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# CHARTS? CHARTS?
WHAT IS THIS, A CHART COMPETITION?

take this chart and shove it, adios I'm a ghost
I am leaving for the coast and I'll never work for anyone again
I am not your savior or your heavenly host
I'm just a piece of zwieback toast
getting soggy in a baby's achin' mouth
I'm going south like the geese
I just goosed you and so maybe I seem loose to you
but I don't even want to screw
and I did once
but I don't now

...CHARTS ARE GAY
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'll chart you!
"I'll need 40 stout men and a fine bottom to sail the upper areola straits, with enough food and ale for 40 weeks on sea."
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# there's nothing abnormal about my nipples!
*cries*
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I can't take your word for that
They need serious inspection, it could take several months in fact.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# OK, Charts are gay, but
Pies are great.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)