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Dunno where you are today, Esteban

but here's the finished result of your friend you asked me to munt up....

hope it's the kind of portrait you were after. I think he looks like a Tim Roth/Liam Gallagher mutant mixture.

(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)

Where are all the

flying water bufflao? i mean surely there must be some, somewhere? imagine the possibilties...

(Giblet, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)

dunno where all the flying water buffalo are

but here's a magical flying unicorn lizard for you....

(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)

Incredible

but in my experience they tend to be less than safe with their magic. take this for example, one of those bastards turned my left leg into a onion

(Giblet, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)

oooh sounds stingy.

No this magical friend of mine is very kind and thougtful with his powers. His speciality is morphing himself into other creatures. He can turn himself into a rhino, or a (dunno how you spell it) ton-ton from Starwars. What did you do to deserve you onion fate? You must have been a very mischieveous monkey

(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)

Taun-Taun.

I know 'cos I had a Star Wars annual when I were a mixed infant.

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

my goodness.

Well done - I love the blood shot eyes. Munted good and proper.

I like the monobrow especially.

(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)

aah, greetings, young man!

sent you an email this morning, but gave up waiting for a reply cos of your time warping server.
Glad you like it. Have you emailed it to him yet? Let me know what he thinks of my stunning artwork. Aren't you buying a car today?

(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)

So we have to resort to this..

my email server obviously does not like to talk to your server. Are they still sulking about that squabble last week.

I buy the car on Sunday. Still sorting the loan out.

Will mail Adam his special picture - let you know what he thinks.

(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)

well my server thinks your server smells of wee anyway.

But you don't. You're my special new dunno who you are friend.

(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:39, archived)

my server

resents that, he says the smell is just residual static and not wee. He says your server can be quite spiteful, I told him to not be so case sensative.

Do you get it!?!?! What a gag, "case sensitive". The most hillarious bit is that my server is Windows based and not Unix. Every good spod would know that windows machines are not case sensative.

I'll shut up now.

(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)