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[challenge entry] Bar chart humbug

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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# bloody ungrateful kids!!
in my day we had nothing!
and we was damned thankful for it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I am looking at this
while the carpenter putting my doors in is singing 'gin gan goolie' - he looks like a Hawkwind roadie

I have drifted into the arena of the unwell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# keep a rolling pin or something handy...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :)
*is sick as a pike*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :)
*goes to have a sit down*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *hawks up greenie*
apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid thing to have passed my lips in the last 48 hours

(that line always makes me boke a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Gosh!
Is it nearly Christmas already?
(fannypack, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# A christmas where your girlfriend bought you 17 slags
is not to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Unless they were all fat hivvers
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Any holes a goal...
.....love
(fannypack, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
tealol, you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha!!
...and I've see that film... not as good as 2 girls 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ahem. I think you missed a couple...
Due to the compounding of gifts. Don't forget:
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two turtle doves AND a partridge in a pear tree.

So you'd end up with:
12 partridges (don't know if there are 12 pear trees as well)
22 turtle doves
30 French Hens
36 Calling Birds
40 gold rings
42 Geese a-laying
42 swans a-swimming
40 maids a-milking
36 ladies dancing
30 lords a-leaping
22 pipers piping
12 drummers drumming

I'd be a bit miffed, to be honest - where the hell am I going to keep all them?
(Benjimawoo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)