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# my girlfriend got a henna tattoo in Morocco
she may as well have just left a teabag on the back of her hand for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I can do mendhi.
If she ever wants it done properly give me a call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ooo
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Multicultural Aylesbury
has given me no end of exotic talents.


Fuck me, that wasn't meant to sound as flirtatious as it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I can do a mexican wave with my tounge
thats my exotic talent
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I can imagine this has got you laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# maybe a few times
I'll look out the video some girl took in a club if I can.
I look all innocent when I first discovered it, ah so many moons ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I've got a trick I can do with my finger that worked a couple of times.
Girls are easily led.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# is your finger actually a rampint rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# No, but it does a good impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'm henna-ing my hairs
not my handses :) Though I would like a go at mehndi-ing
I would probably lose patience and end up drawing cocks on Mr Droog's face while he slept though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I wish I was ambidextrous
then I could do it on both my hands.

I shall be doing it on my feet this summer though, a bit like this

nottingham.gumtree.com/posting_images/39/17304239__1197808005__1__1-0e41c8cf0863c0df9814d0d7d728d3b0.__big__.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ooooooooohh!
I would LOVE that for my holly-bobs, it would look super ace when you're wearing flipflops
Hmmm, might buy a mehndi (sp? ... bollocks) kit meself
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# The best thing to get
is one of those bottles from proper hair dye that has the nozzle, and put it in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# you are
a font of knowledge, ma'am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)