What kind of statement?
'The McCanns' spokesman said they were 'fucking jealous' and that it was 'a total rip off' as they had been 'waiting for ages before that slag'..'?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:21,
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Probably something like
"We're fairly sure we checked under the bed, but we'll go and have a look just in case"
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30,
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