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# NO YOU ARE!
:D
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I WOULD ROGER IT.
BUT MY FISTS ARE HAM.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# HAMMY HAMMY HAM FISTS!
that's what they'll call you

and, I have chicken crisps and I will make a sandwich out of them for breakfast, even tho I am ham fisted
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm going to pummel my food because of my hamfists.
ALL MY FOOD WILL BE HAMMY. FUCKING HAMMY.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pummelled into leaky gloopy mush
with a slight ham flavouring
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Leaky food is the WURRRRST.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# don't you just hateit when your leaky knockwurst spurts at you in thepan
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# My fists of ham are angered by this great injustice.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# shine the light into the sky
make.. "THE HAM FIST SIGN" on the clouds
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I was never taught the sign... :((((((((((
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# me neither
doomed!

edit: suddenly I have this tune in my head "EVERYBODY'S KUNG FU SHITEING-di di di didiai(etc) SHIT IS FLYING"
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I wouldn't trust:
your mind.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# not even with a tin of spaghetti?
:(
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# TINS: CAN BE SHARP.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I like tins!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)