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# Sun yam not lonely! It make booty call to the other stars!
Woo. ANd those fantabulous chinesey peep haz made me fuds!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I want fuds!
but my local chinesey make crap fish and chips so I expect the chinesey mealies are crap too

plus too expensive, damn it!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
#
You require allah potato and in-fish-dal
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# :D
smeared in the oil of 72 olives!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
... sultan' vinegar mate?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I haz duck in blackbean sauce and steaamed lice
May or may not have to seafood soupie tonight:D

'ningles fella
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# actually I quite fancy a curry
but meh

I'll just stick some frozen crap in the oven and smear it in vinegar :/
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Went for one with six other peeps last night.
I've used them for year. They then think they can give us a bill that isn't itemised and is for over £110 quid! It was pretty much broken up in to 'food' and 'drink'.
Cnuts!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# perhaps you need to visit an eatery
that is not filled with robbing bastards...
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yup
The owners son was ther and I said to him. Would you feel confident it showing this bill if the people you were showing it to were trading standards?
His reply made me bend down and laugh and inch from his face 'My father owns four hotels!'.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# they aren't scared of trading standards
environmental health.. that might be a different game altogether :)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# How could he?
Daddy owns hotels dammit! HOTELS!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# oh of course
the "Don't you know who I am?" type response :)

always risky, as you never know if the person you are using it against can shit on you hard from above :)

(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Yes but if they say that you're duty bound to do the Peter Cook response.
Loundly get the attention of those around you. 'Excuse me, does anyone know who this person is? He appears to have forgotten.'
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# bah!
i'm barred from my local chinesey place for bouncing a chicken wing off the chinesey person's head and yelling "learn to fucking cook!"
the chicken was most unpleasant.
also, pub o'clock, 'bye!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# adios
:)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I still have the bruise!
laterz matey.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)