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(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Dads are microwaving their kids and shit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I pressed cancel
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Because you put it This Side Up,
side down?
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I'm sorry, what is the icon to the left of Zone Alarm?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# are you busting my ballz?
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Between Zone Alarm and Winamp?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# AOL Instant Messanger.
Keeps me connected to my peeps.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# AOL?
What is wrong with you man?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Well, It all started when my uncle raped me...
...and then I installed AOL Instant Messenger.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Was he any good?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# He knows the best position,
butt rape
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Young flesh will stretch
and blood is only nature's own lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Thats what she said!
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# some kind of
AOL virus.

Are you a process snob?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I am every kind of snob.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
#
See also

* Anti-elitism
* Chronological snobbery
* Classism
* Narcissism
* Pedant
* Spoiled brat
* Wannabe
* Pride
* Emotional insecurity
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# he's not anti-elitism ( you made that up )
he's quite fond of the elite. He seems to like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# If he likes you, then he can't be a snob of everything..
are you calling him a liar?
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# It would not be the worst thing I have called him
and by our very nature we have to tell lies in order not to fracture your tiny minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Oh
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Actually no,
I try very hard not to tell any lies at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# haha
*disbelieves*

Don't get all preachy on me now. We get on because we don't do that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Oh, I do not mind what other people do
I just cannot be arsed myself.

I can be remarkably deceptive without lying, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I am an elitist
and I am certainly not a chronological snob, since it is a joke.
I am classist to an extent,
I am a narcissist
I am not really a pedant, but I enjoy playing
I was not spoiled. At all.
Wannabe? Well, yeas, to an extent, but also a hasbeen.
Proud as fuck.
No, I am very secure with a nice little family.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I was spoiled, to an extent.
it made up for the amount of mental torture I put up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Well, I was sent off to school.
I really appreciate it, but I do not think it was being spoiled.

We lived in a castle with no heating at all and used to get spanked by a headmaster who ended up in prison for buggering about with a boy in my class.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Perversely I have always felt a little miffed that I wasn't good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# haha.
My woodwork teacher was similarly dismissed and incarcerated. He was a fine tutor though. Just knew better than to come near me when had chisels in my hand. I boarded. I thought it was an adventure and was quite glad to be away from my dad as I did not really know him . ( He was at sea until I was 10, he was a bit of a stranger )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I boarded,
it was excellent fun.

I discussed it with my eldest today, as she is 6 and I started boarding full time at 7.

She didn't really believe that we had lessons on Saturdays and that I did not come home at weekends.

I cannot realy afford to send her to a proper school, it's about #3k / term, which will mean #30k in a few years time with my 3.

Keyboard appears to have gone yank on me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bed!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# We can
chat about that anon. I'll be away soon anyway. It might be interesting to talk of school. We have not decided what to do with Connor. He's done prep and is currently in a private day school. I don't want him to board and neither does she, but she won't fucking give up work and it's a bone of contention. I want him home at night so i can educate him. School is a waste of a good brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# You're probably not still here,
but you may wish to know that there is a key combo to change the language of your keyboard in Windows.
It's annoying, but can be disabled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)