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[challenge entry] 'Boo pinking 'ot me pinking?'

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(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Now where did I leave the killing hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# thanks to this website
quite often when my parrot starts squawking I tend to yell out to the wife "KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!"
No doubt the neighbours think I am nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It's when the parrot starts saying kill it with hammers that there is real cause for concern.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I cant wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# 'Peepel....'
Sorry, the way he pronounces people annoys the shit out of me.

This is quite frightening, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Cripes!
To the panic dome!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# very heironymous bosch
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I would like to do a set of pictures in a Bosch style
and sign them 'Anonymous Tosh'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I once wrote something
that featured a character called "Eponymous Hieronymus"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Was he lovely? Was he wet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No. He sold pictures of "Pies against backdrops of skies"
(And that is most of my crap poetry I will EVER post on the interenet!)
Edit not that I have any good poetry to post either, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Full of lies were the pies
And the skies were surprised
And I sighed at their tries
To understand the premise (shush)
As they furrowed and cried
Their questions denied
They tried asking the pies
But the pies had all died :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Seriously, I should be the poet frigging laureate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I can imagine Howard Moon
making a poem like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# He and I are quite scarily similar at times.
Owwwwww chikkachikka.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# urg, throw it in a sack and drown it
don't let it grow up.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)