i still enjoy
posting leaves through people's letterboxes at 3 a.m.
my next trick is to leave gnomes in stranger's gardens anonymously. just imagining their bemusement has me giggling all the next day.
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Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:58,
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my next trick is to leave gnomes in stranger's gardens anonymously. just imagining their bemusement has me giggling all the next day.
Oh we used
to steal all the local gnomes we could find on the way home from the pub and leave them in my mates ( commercial ) garage for him to find. He knew all along ( 2 years and more ) but never mentioned it once until his wedding when he pulled me aside and said.
"fuck off with the gnomes, cones and road signs please"
I miss Bob. The daft cunt.
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Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:02,
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"fuck off with the gnomes, cones and road signs please"
I miss Bob. The daft cunt.