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# I can shave my body, cover myself in olive oil and then you can lick my nipples.
That's basically lezzing up. Basically, really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# but the penis....
it kind of doesn't work in terms of lezzing up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# It's just a big clitoris.
Just as sensitive to lick too.

Problem solved.
*lezzes up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I don't think that's true.
I don't think licking alone could do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ooo get you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I was going to post a link to the TMWRNJ Thelma & Louise extra final scene
Where I get the phrase "and then they lez up" from. But it seems not to be on youtube, so have Stewart Lee in love with a kitten instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQiY6xvW8SQ
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)