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# Sweetcorn is vile stuff.
It is the dead seeds of children, you see.
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well as long as I'm eating them, they ain't lying around the place
clogging up your cock pumps.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Well you can carry on with it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# cock pumps
they really aren't my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I don't think they're very useful as bags,
unless you wanted to carry a single cucumber. But being a lady I expect you already have somewhere to put that.


A trolley! haha! sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i have a rather fetching tartan trolley
my back has been weakened enough by my massive chebs, i have no intention of making it worse by carting bags of heavy shopping around.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *Tries desperately not to read as 'feltching'*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# try harder, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)