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So did you rush out and buy some Maltesers, then?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

This is why representatives of maltesers are now waking people up in the middle of the night, in their bedrooms, with megaphones. It's proving very effective.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

I bet they call them 'Malteser Geezers'.

BUY MORE MALTESERS YOU FUCKING PISSCRANES

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

I haven't read the word "pisscranes" since TVgohome

are you secretly Charlie Brooker?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Yes. But not so secretly anymore.

It's my favourite word of all time and can be heard numerous times in my workplace as scorn is poured on fucktards. Of which there is a bountiful supply of.

I love them really.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

*poke*

If you're really Charlie Brooker, your stuff is ace. Well done.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

I love taking the credit for other people's work.

It makes me feel like my boss.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I love masturbating

It makes me feel like I'm doing a sex with my own hands.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

I love horses.

Sometimes I sit on them awkwardly 'til they go numb and feel like someone else's horses.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Yes.

Then I ripped them and put them on bittorrent for the world to download for free! Ha ha ha ha etc.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

*downloads*

*noms*

*is arrested*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ha ha, excellent.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)