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[challenge entry] Bloody corporate sponsors...

From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cor, imagine what the Cillit Bang
of the future will be able to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I suspect that it will
CLEAN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# i use this cleaner to clean this dimension, and this cleaner for the this one.
I USE CILLIT BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# BANG!!!!!
and the universe is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# If there's one thing I've learnt about the future,
it's that HD T.V. has failed and we're back to unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures. It's the future!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yes...
...but they're three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures
will only be used one way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Virgin Robotics?
Should I be reading as much into that as I am doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Surely Bupa would grab thaose advertising slots?
Like a starving African grabbing an £85 beef sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# £85 for a beef sandwich?
I'd want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress for that kind of money.

Actually, I want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress when I buy a £2.95 tuna mayo sandwich, so for £85 I'd want a really good one, with a finger up my arse, and wiping it off in her hair and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# and a real woman this time,
not a bearded tramp with baloons up his top.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahahahhahahahahahahhaha
Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *preens*
I feel good now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
it's happened to you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# every bloody time
oh god... oh god... don't stop... oh god...
*pop*
WHAT THE SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK???
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ^This^
But with the 99p Egg Mayo sandwich which was the only one left in Greggs this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *That's excellente*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Had this in my head for ages
I'm glad to get it out

Cos, er, in the future divers will be tatooed with the sponsers logo's...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)