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[challenge entry] If only one day.......

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i just burnt my toast. i did not like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
and yes! i did have a burn today! on a large tube slide, it was metal and i went down it too fast so i decided that going sideways down it would slow me down while spreading my hands. i didnt and i burnt my hand trying to stop. so i rubbed sun tan lotion in it, because i thought that sun tan lotion would make it better because of the LOTION bit. but it went blue. because it was tesco baby sun tan lotion for my mates bald head. anyway, i didnt see barnaby bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
my neck hurt after i got it burned ok?
the teacher put a bandage on it, then used that white masking tape to hold it there. i looked like a vicar. and i went white water rafting the next day, and i couldnt go in the water, but mr milton fell in the water, and we threw apples at french people.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Is that a deep fried pig
A hole on the glass?
I have no knowledge of these things.
Also *Bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# pig bumhole
it's a delicacy

Edit: and woo. I want bacon now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah but imagine like
Tesco value pig poo shutes.
Too terrible....
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# nah
what you'd get is Tesco Value Poo Shutes in amongst all the pig bum holes, with them hoping you'll assume it's pig.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Threadjack: In GIMP, is it possible to make an layer's opacity a gradient? E.g. make a layer opaque at the top of the image, grading to transparent at the bottom. If you don't know, but do know there's a way to do it in Photoshop, please tell me; I might be able to map the steps into GIMP.

EDIT: I think I can fudge it with the eraser tool with fadeout, but please tell me if you know of a more elegant way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# In photoshop I would do it in one of the following three ways:
Lazy way 1: drag a selection box over half the layer, feather it by some large amount, press delete.
Lazy way 2: make a layer with a gradient between a colour and transparent, click on it while holding control (which selects all the pixels depending how transparent they are) and select the layer I want to affect and press delete.
Official way: create a layer mask. This sits alongside the layer and makes it transparent or opaque according to the darkness/lightness of the pixels in the mask.

By the way I like your demons, they are good.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ta. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm sure it can be done, but I just tried and I can't find a good/easy way to do it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It can be done in gimp using eraser
set eraser to fade out (length as height of layer)
start at top and erase down in a straight line
repeat side by side but dont miss any bits or go over an adjacent erase

hope this makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I did this in the end,
but I made a custom long thin brush so I could do it in one sweep instead of doing it loads with a normal brush. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ummm
whats wrong with creating a layer mask and then putting a gradient fill in the mask? works for me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i'll have six please!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# pffttt....
far left: bacon or crackling?
either/either mmmmmmmmdeadpig!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)