Saying that, if your name came up as
'first victim of the fleshrot plague of 2019'
you'd be less than happy.
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:27,
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you'd be less than happy.
i would be happy
i'd love to be patient zero, wiping out the population with a deadly and incurable disease!
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:29,
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MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
aawwww, don't be silly!
i'm not going to do it yet! i need to create a disease first! one that i will carry but be immune to, with 100% mortality rate and no cure. i need henchmen, i need my private island, for god's sake, i haven't even written my list of demands for the U.N yet!
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:44,
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do you want to be a henchman?
you get medical, dental, company car and phase-rifle and a GREAT pension scheme!
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:52,
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what does this scheme involve?
will there be enough earth left over for me to infect/rule?
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:12,
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damn! you're right!
*orders metallic silver bikinis as well as metallic silver short shorts*
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Mon 14 Apr 2008, 13:59,
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