I knew a pig farmer
one of whose pigs had a table leg with a castor instead of a limb
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06,
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that's a good pig that is
Saved my wife and kids etc etc
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08,
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Couldn't eat it him all at once etc etc
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10,
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