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(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genuine LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Damn!
Should have posted my pic. here instead of the last thread.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# It also makes ns mysteriously disappear...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# ns?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Letter n. Plural.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Oooooh
I see. I didn't notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# lol
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Owwwwwchikkachikaaaah. I'm like an eagle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Bald?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# In areas.
But that's not the point.

With my EYES, fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I see.
Palms I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Not just palms.
Have you been at them lady bears agan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# If only Captain...
If only...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Oh I forgot, they barred you from Whipsnade, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# 2 months to go :D!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Oh don't.
In two months I have to start panicking about manwife's birthday presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Make him something,
from macaroni. Like macaroni cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# He'd love that.
I'm going to get him a painting. I'd like it to be an original Chet Zar but I haven't got the dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Buy him one of mine.
I don't use oils or watercolours. Infact, I don't use paint. I use cheese. Instead of canvas I use macaroni.
It's really conceptual stuff, dealing with issues that relate to us all.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Like HUNGER.
And WASHING UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# with laryngitis?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Sq, and indeed uawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# this is acceptable
as a bird call. *ticks box*

continue
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I say, warble warble.
Furthermore- tweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# just as well
future advertising boards have built in typo corrections.

funny that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Shit, then I'll be obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# it's alright
you'll be dead by then..
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Fuck off.
I'm going to live forever. Light up the sky like a flame. CAPTAIN. I'm going to make it to Heaven. Baby, remember my name.


remember remember remember remember
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# archie isn't it?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I have the power to change names
if you give me the full request in proper wish format
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Unless you can turn me into the Architect himself
that's an AW HEYUL NAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# what?
the shit white haired character from the matrix who looks like Col. Sanders? fuck that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# TGA, you ninny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# i know
but isn't one based on the other?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)