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# i come at you like a satchel of cocks
and you shall recieve him like a bag full of vaginas
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# fly at
and switch bag and satchel.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Fucking pedant.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Come on. I know ONE ting tonight.
let me have it.

Typo saved for serendipitous pimpage.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I'll let you have it, all right.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Interesting...
proceed.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I've an overwhelming sense of panic now.
ERR ERR ERR. *strips* ERR?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Are you trying to seduce me or what.
Don't answer that. I'm sure it's better in my head.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I wish Dustin Hoffman had said that.
Mrs Robinson...are you trying to seduce me or what?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I have such a way with words or something.
I dunno lol
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# You should be, like,
a writer. Totally.


That's hot.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# whose turn is it to be the meat on the spit?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I VOTE: WOW.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Noooooo no no. You always do that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# LOOK AT THE ROTA. IT'S YOUR TURN:
Mon: - Wow
Tues: - Wow
Weds: - Wow
Thurs: - Wow
Fri: - Wow
Sat: - Wow
Sun: - dbroon
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Fuck off, I'll be like a double ended windsock by July.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
I like this rota... though slightly less on sundays. I'd rather treat your arse as a cunt if you don't mind.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'll cunt you, you fuck.
Sunday is the Sabbath. Can't sex on Sunday, y'see. It's like against the Bible or some shit.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yours.
Obviously.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)