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[challenge entry] I shall probably go to bed now.

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(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Nighty night mister. Have beautiful dreams.
Have you had appendicitis? What does it feel like? Is it worse when you move?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I shall dream of you ^_^
and I can't say I have, but I think the best thing to do would be to somehow shit your appendix out :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Like someone's just stamped on your stomach
and keeps kicking you when you turn.

When I had it I coudln't move from a crawling position on my floor pressed against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# right, cheers.
That's another pointer to me not having it then, marvellous. I'm not there yet although I have cried twice and can't walk any more.

Hmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# WOW!
*Glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *moans from underneath man*
Love to you n'all but owwww.

Sorry, I'm being a right wuss, but I am a bit worried.

edit: muckiness of subject not intended!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Sorry, pickle
Didn't mean to be harsh.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Nooo I'm joking.
Really, if you saw me you'd not have done it, I look as bad as I feel. I feel like such a WIMP also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yup, sums it up.
I wish I could stop shaking. This is all weird.

You're not ugly you're boooooodiful, as turkey man would say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Different to "normal" lady pains?
RE: Ugly - Just a line from a song ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yup, different.
Similar area but this is not the same. I can't explain how I know that but I do, which I suppose comes from *thinks* 14 years of having periods.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It's not trapped wind is it?
I know it sounds undramatic, but that can really fucking hurt BAD. Had it a couple of times in the past and I was doubled over, sweating and trembling in agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I don't think so I've had that.
Who knows? Think I'll survive though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Depends if you use Pickfords
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# oh tom.
I'm going to spang you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *prepares*
*stifles erection*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i would think
a booth where one pays a small fee to empty their bladder

but this works! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I just found the bathos of this concept to be funnier :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)