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[challenge entry] *Prepares to burn embassy*





B3ta says that jokes are better than technique. Thank Allah for that.

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzz
*splat*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# CAEWAN!
Hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Face!
'suppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You blatent black man you.
How is life?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Confusionnn. Yo.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Muchly the same ashally.
At college?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# No, i'm at home.
Doing coursework. I have college in 50 minutes. But i must do my coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oh I see
Is the coursework about shells?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# No, this is about HOUSING DEVELOPMENTS
Fuck yeaaa.

*jumps out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh dear god that sounds delightful
*proceeds to follow out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Worst thing is, its in for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Ouch
Another Ouch for jumping out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Is that where you try to lick a b3ta member?
This image challenge is beginning to infect my mind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Lick b3tans in the face?
Fo' sho.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# What is your Thing about licking people?!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I burnt my tongue and need some way to make it stop stinging.
Although admittedly it's been stinging for the last four years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahah!
My face doesn't secrete aloe vera gel unfortunately!

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well rub some into it then!
And some whipped cream while you are there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# GOSH
Do you realise how ridiculous that would make me look?

Would gel all my hair in funny positions, hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# GEL?!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE USING THE GEL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *is not using the gel*
Muahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You are Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 'Scuse me?
*does have Mary in her name*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I know. Something about mary.
Its not gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, yeah, duh!
Well, that I haven't tried!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# See a doctooor
some guy burnt his lip and it went all nasty after a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Were you in france?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# No that's just the way I'm standing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Reposts


The act of bashing into the Stone's singer.

Islamic
(Abuscruffy, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# But by that
it means sexual technique, not digital image manipulation technique. Odd but true.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ...
Point stands.


*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# What's the meaning of all this Mr Enzyme?
Are you abandoning QOTW for the /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# No Bert, you're safe!
Sometimes we like to play away from home.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ...
And a Humph challenge was what I was hoping for. I've been plotting all week...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Thank heavens for that
But I think Mr Enzyme should stick to writing his great stories, he shops like a monkey using scissors as photoshop and a baked grapefruit as the internet.

(sorry Mr Enzyme, only kidding!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# But that's the law
If you're a qotwer you have to shop like a monkey with scissors and a baked grapefruit for the internet (nice image) otherwise the entire universe will be thrown out of whack.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I see....
It's all connected, one event could cause a catastrophic disruption of the space/time continuum...

Chaos theory innit?

So, what's Doctor Dyslexia's excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:08, archived)