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# that car is far too wussy to be american
it needs at least 48 cylinders, in each engine...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# And Beefboirgers for wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hell yeah!
cockermaimy beefboigas fer wheels!

now yer talking!

man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Pastrami steering wheel?
I know ya loikes ya meats.

@:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I can eat and perform ever limited turning actions as I go
ah it don't matter none, everyone knows american cars aren't designed to go around corners anyway

DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!

yeah, that's the patriotic way!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Jose, can you SEEEEEEE!
- No Senor, you blinded me last week eh.
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Jose! He sounds like one of those sandinistas!
He's got a cunning plan of working 23 hours a day thus depriving a hardworking american of our women, jobs, passports and most of all wellfare!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# At yet somehow a power output of only 20bhp
and all the fuel economy of an oil rig fire.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I dunno, some of those oil rigs, burn pretty efficiently
they must be communists or something, why do they hate freedom?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I know, communists are *everywhere*
I saw a guy recently who was moving without burning any petrol at all... he was... like.. shuffling his feet as he stood and producing movement somehow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# he must be a commie nazi liebarrel!
he'll have to have the freedom kicked the fuck right out of him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I'll git mah gun and we can have us some good ol' Mcarthy justice
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *cries a little tear*
Now there's a god honest all american american!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that bolshevik cnut!
good americans always burn gas. even when on foot!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# so true.
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)