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[challenge entry] There seems to be a Scottish theme this morning

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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Well some of them did win a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:45, archived)
# oh right
i never bother with the lottery news
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I feel so silly.
This one's lost on me...I've taken to saying "Naked" in the style of Billy Connely to work it out.

Good job no one's around...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 2 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# nae kid, you're going about it the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Ahhhhh
A-hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 2 May 2008, 8:48, archived)
# aboot, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:56, archived)
# this isn't Canada
and don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
# ye wee bochle
hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:49, archived)
# This is sadly true, I will attest to it!
for accuracy you win a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 8:54, archived)
# i've never won anything before *sniff*
you don't know how much this means to me

*blows nose on hanky*

*gives you back your hanky*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Oh what the hell, go on, quote the poem you wrote especially for this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
# *clears throat*
there was a young woman from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and then felt much better
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *claps*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Fucking hell Billy's looking old
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Sexier now than then though.
*squeeze* morning kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# morning!
I watched the Doctor Who Xmas special last night and am now in love with Russell Tovey. Do you have advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Hang on, googling...
Oh of COURSE. Well I should have seen that coming.

My advice would be to jizz on as many printouts of him as possible and then wallpaper the bathroom with them. Sexy results, let me tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I downloaded the pilot episode of Being Human and he's nekkid
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Any cop?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I dunno - I've just been looking for naked scenes so far
Haven't actually watched it per se
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You know I wasn't talking about the show, Dixy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# oh my, yes. :D
much cop. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# excellent- I shall look for clips tonight then :D
Right, I'm off to get ready for the doctor. Big love x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# take care and good luck x :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# as shallow as ever then... that's what i like to hear
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# god yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# i was going to suggest pretty much the same thing
i did the same with Claire Danes after watching Stardust
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# That silk dress was gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# indeed.
i think i fancied her a bit more in T3 though.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I saw that at the cinema
and cannot remember a thing about it except the crushing bit at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# to summarise
good bits:
car chase with a crane
kristanna loken's naked bod
claire danes
mind-mangling time travel practicalities
'brave non-Hollywood ending' (as described in Empire magazine)

bad bits:
arnie's naked bod
mind-mangling time travel practicalities that don't actually work
kristanna loken's acting
being spoiled for 'brave non-Hollywood ending' by Empire magazine
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I liked the coffin bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# oh yeah, the coffin bit was good
espec. the shrink running off in despair, or fainting, or whatever he did
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# he's starting to take on that 'timeless' quality that some old'uns have, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# oh yes indeed
*struts*
*breaks hip and right ankle*

Good News Everyone! I only broke one ankle!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *looks again*
I thought it was Catweasle!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha my old dealer looks like a cross
between Catweasle and Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# that would mean they're two different people, and i've never been convinced
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *can't remember what a dealer is anymore*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I like this
but there must be hundreds of pictures of Billy Conolly naked from all the times he did it for comic relief

not that I want to see Billy Conolly naked or owt, but it would be funnier and more relevant, no?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# i pondered this
but i doubt there are pictures of billy connolly naked AND pointing his finger like he might be telling a child off
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# not pointing his finger, no
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# He has gotten his kit off in heaps of films and most of his documentaries
but I can't find a nuddy photo to send you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 9:02, archived)