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Supergyrations,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:45,
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Sorry, and you'll understand why I TJ.I just checked in a Jakob Bender. I obviously had to ask him 'And that was the last name of the booking?' and he said 'Fuck you, you iliterate sob. Never start a sentence with a conjunction!'
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:48,
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OH IT APPEARS YOU'RE NOT BOOKED TO STAY HERE AFTER ALL.AND AND AND AND NO, FUCK YOU.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:52,
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Way to get good service Mr Bender!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:54,
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That chaps quite a geniouswhat with being abusive to the chap in the place where he'll be ASLEEP AND DEFENCELESS and will be CONSUMING FOOD
hahah, twat him in the face with a map of Swindon, that'll show him
(hahah, twat him in the face with a map of Swindon, that'll show him
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:55,
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*glees and shudders simultaneously in regard to the fate and that it involves swindon* discomeats This canoe,
Fri 2 May 2008, 18:12,
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You should have replied with.."Bender?...Bite my shiny metal ass"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 2 May 2008, 17:56,
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Did you not say "How can I be illiterate in speaking?That defies the very definition of the word, you foolish cretin. You've managed to discredit your own stand point by using a modern and etymologically erroneous meaning of the word in a similar fashion to which I have ignored the prescriptive rules of sentence structure. Now fuck off to your room.
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Fri 2 May 2008, 18:05,
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