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[challenge entry] East-coast property sale

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(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Noo Joisey?
I knew a guy from New Jersey a couple of years ago. He got tired of me asking him to say "Two dirty birds sitting out on the kerb eating burgers". In the end he tried to moider me.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I know people in New Joyzee.
B3tans, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I'm still pals with the guy now
I'm his 'homey', apparently, which is nice. I've never been anyone's homey before.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Fo shizzie!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# That just means he's going to bum you.
Hard. In the face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Like a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That would be ace!
He's a handsome, handsome man.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# When they married... it was moider.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:10, archived)