Build a potato cannonPile in a load of dogshit and the phone, add petrol, drop a match in then fire at an Orphanage or nursing home.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52,
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I wouldBut I've already willed all the orphans and OAPs today!
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:54,
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