hehehe
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( , Sun 4 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
this is notitsownthreadworthy, cos quick, lame and crap so have it here
and thanks to bigwasteofspace for the inspiration
b3ta.com/board/8335820
and thanks to bigwasteofspace for the inspiration
b3ta.com/board/8335820
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( , Sun 4 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
and then start licking her balls?
the shaved pussy upskirts were are forgery you know
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Sun 4 May 2008, 11:53,
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I will! I had a bit of a crush on leela, then I saw some toonporn depicting her as shemale
it ruined futurama for me.
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:06,
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hahahahaha!
you still have zoidberg
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:09,
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YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
yes, but
she's in love with a green pansy who can inflate his own head.
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:17,
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hum...I have some green paint
And my head would inflate in her presence, so there's still hope.
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:19,
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pff
you've got a better chance with femputer.
or the amazonians, they're all kinky snu-snu-hungry bitches.
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:21,
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or the amazonians, they're all kinky snu-snu-hungry bitches.
I'm depressed enough as it is
I don't need my fantasies destroyed. Next you'll tell me Liza Simpson wouldn't go for me cause I'm a maths nerd
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:26,
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she'd totally go for you!
5 minutes alone with her and you'd be harder than a quadratic equation
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:37,
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That wouldn't be hard enough for penetration
x=(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a
Bam! works every time...
Best make me a quintic...
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:40,
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Bam! works every time...
Best make me a quintic...
*runs back*
i'm only running off to my mum's because she's made roast lamb for dinner. 'bye!
*runs away again*
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:54,
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*runs away again*
that just means
he can easily contort into interesting positions
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:24,
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I'm only metaphorically spineless
as I found out when I hurt my back trying autofellatio.
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Sun 4 May 2008, 12:27,
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