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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:03,
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Do a pic quick - what does a priapism look like? The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:08,
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indeed, I've got a tablet as well, so mind if (re-)park the official first post here?
i want it as a tshirt
he may be a stiff actorbut there's nothing wrong with a dose of wood every now and then ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:08,
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i feel this may be something of a bone of contention
mutster101 fell over,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:09,
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you're just making a big thing out of it The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:13,
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i could do thatno problem
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:18,
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wellyou are up against stiff opposition
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:19,
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it's a while sincei've had such arousing discusasion
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:22,
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You're all tossing these comments about willy-nilly
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:34,
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If you're tellingme these puns can't get any worse, that's a fallacy...
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enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:36,
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You'd better withdraw thator you'll get shafted!
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:46,
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it'll never stand up in courteven if you are normally an upright member of society...
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:50,
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All stand in court...here comes the judge CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 4 May 2008, 13:00,
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This task is getting too difficult for meI'll palm it off onto somebody else
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 4 May 2008, 13:15,
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hey!live and let die in one of only 2 bond films i will happily sit down and watch.
the other is moonraker.
(the other is moonraker.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:20,
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yeah...I have a sneaking affection for it, myself. Moonraker got a bit silly, though.
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:21,
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that's why i like itespecially the whole bit where jaws falls in love with that speccy blonde, that's hilarious!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:23,
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That's the bit I mean!I used to be terrified of him as a kid. Then they made him all soppy and ruined it...
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:27,
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i just found him funnyespecially as my little sister loved him and called him "the teef man".
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:39,
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I used to have a boss that lookedjust like Richard Kiel, the actor that played jaws. He was about 6 foot 8 - very nice chap, despite looking like he wanted to bite you in the neck until you died.
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:45,
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you are happy gilmoreaicmfp
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:52,
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haven't seen it...does it have a similar scenario, then? Jaws-lookalike boss?
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:53,
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richard kiel is his bossuntil happy shoots him in the head with a nail gun.
watch it, it's fucking hysterical.
(watch it, it's fucking hysterical.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:55,
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ah!sounds just like my old job...except for the nail gun bit. I shall seek it out.
( enceladus,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:56,
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do soyou won't be sorry.
and now, i am away to my free lamby dinner. 'bye!
(and now, i am away to my free lamby dinner. 'bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 May 2008, 13:00,
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She should have gone to Spectre Savers!!! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 4 May 2008, 12:30,
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Moonraker has no plotas in, "For a Bond Film, moonraker has no plot"
:)
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 4 May 2008, 14:18,
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