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[challenge entry] Glow ball warning -
If it does this, see a doctor!

MOD EDIT: NSFW - No close up pictures of genitals on the board thanks.

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# n-n-n-notsafeforwork!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# also, I suggest you get that looked at, because your balls aren't normal.
Sorry to worry you and all, but it's only because I care.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You are the expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks.
cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Well,
at least a few Merkins can finally see what a foreskin looks like.

;)

*edit* also , probably...

*2nd edit* Oops, they got him... poor soul.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# O_o
*ignore-alarm sounds*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i see penissesssssss...
and glowing balls!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Slightly NSFW
But not hugely because it looks like a medical illustration.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# here's a penis, there's a penis, and another little penis
fluffy penis, funny penis, penis, penis cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# GENATALS - B - GON!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *insert witty piece of mandering here*
/can't be bothered any more blog
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# For fucks sake
if you're going to chase my sweet ass put some effort into it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *throws nerf rocket at mofaha's head from a deckchair*
*misses*
*sips pina colada*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# "No close up pictures of genitals on the board thanks"
hahha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# it´s not safe for cock...
... to walk in bare sunlight!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha HA HA HEE!
He's got a lovely happy strut about him, hasn't he? Must be off out on this sunny day to see his best friend.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# pffft mod edit? what a wimp, its flaccid and glowing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *prepares glowing goatse gif*
I didn't know about the flaccid rule, otherwise i'd have done this years ago. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# if aint erect then what the heck!
thats my rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# OK
'twas an anatomical drawing for the porpoises of educating the hernia-prone but if deys the rules fair nuff! Odd what gets left on here though if a non-lob offends you!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# nothing offends me.
but if I had been at work, which I'm not, but if I was, it would be difficult to excuse having a picture of a cock on my screen if someone happened to see my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Agreed...
...it's a medical illustration so it *shouldn't* be causing a fence, but I'd have a hard time defending it if I were at work.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Just tell 'em you're a poof,
and claim special dispensation as a minority! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:18, archived)