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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# can someone kill both of those people
i'll happily reimburse any out-of-pocket expenses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'll do it for the latest flatscreen Sony HDTV
deal?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# £50 for a double murder?
BARGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i'll do it for the latest flat beer
just for the pleasure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you got the gig old son
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# **grabs quivver and bow** be right back!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# that's how it should be
all I read these days is stabbings here and shootings there
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# nobody murders with a bow these days
its a declining market, but you gotta do what you love
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Damn straight
*polishes mace*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Man it is a slow b3ta week!
I just looked at the statsboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# uh-hu
slooooooooooooooooooooow
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# we have a statsboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I can never remember the link
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# :)
HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# stats lol
surprising how long i can keep amused by looking at stats pages, i have to stop myself checking mine out more than once or twice a day
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# PINKIE CRU Y'ALL
 
I still like the random quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# didn't know myself
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 6 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# oooh! i'm on it! i feel included :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm on there!
I hardly been here!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm, BARELY on there.
What is the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Am I even on there at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# A respectable 10th
...with an enigmatic random quote...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Oooh what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Apologies, I just couldn't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Ah
Sounds like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Aha - rationally
didn't know you could click the links and find out wtf they were talking about...

*investigates tssattsr's remark*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm not
/hasn't really been here at all this week

Edit: Have people taken it upon themselves to change to an unofficial compo or am I being dense?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hello
how are you (both)?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I smashed my head against a reasonably solid wall whilst quite effectively dodging a slap
I've been pretty spaced most of the afternoon/evening \o/

The missus is pretty damn fine. I think he's okay too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :O
Sorry to interject but who tried to slap you?

*grabs cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahah, stand down soldier
I work with some pretty severe learning disabilities, it's part of my job to dodge horribly violent behaviour...I just found myself suddenly having to pull it off stood right next to a wall today

(and hadn't had time to register then wall, though I did about a split second later)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
My mate's a keyworker- back when he lived far away he'd pop down on a weekend and regale us with tales. Not in a 'loldisabled' way, just in the way you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Oh aye, I know the sort
I'm being summoned to the pub now, probably not the wisest choice but certainly an appealing one so I shall away

*extra smooshes*

Talk to you soon, and see you in not very long at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# See you soon lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Wotcher, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *smooshes*
hello there cap'n oh my cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *hug*
Not long now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I just found egglecup kitty in your profile!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:14, archived)