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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)
( , Wed 7 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)
( , Wed 7 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
can we not just put them in airtight boxes
and pretend they are cryongenics chambers?
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:28,
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Formaldehyde filled pods.
Suspend them from London bridge as a reminder to all that being a toffy little gobshite gets you nowhere.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:30,
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Good lord!
How marvellously unsettling...
My inlaws in Dublin had a cat called Gobshite...
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:35,
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My inlaws in Dublin had a cat called Gobshite...
Gobshite is an excellent Irish word
like Skummle and Guinness and Craic
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39,
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No, no, no.
"Crack" is an english word, and also features in Hiberno-English.
"Craic" is pseudo-Irish nonsense made up in the early twentieth century by gobshites who really should have known better.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:41,
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"Craic" is pseudo-Irish nonsense made up in the early twentieth century by gobshites who really should have known better.
There are even fools who have tried to relate the term back to the cattle stealing japes of the pre-Norman days.
They claim that "the craic was ninety" means "I stole ninety cows last night.
Wrong headed hoors.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44,
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Wrong headed hoors.
oh dear lord
how the world needs an officially ironic font
THIS IS THE FUTURE
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:47,
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THIS IS THE FUTURE
Yeah, that's what we need, comic sans everywhere
it would lead to CHAOS!
:D
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:52,
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:D
I disagree
Clearly being a toffy little gobshite does get you somewhere. EG Boris
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:31,
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Aye but look at what comes with it.
Every sensible person looks on Boris with rather a large serving of disdain.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:33,
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But you're forgetting
He's got 11 Billion quid to spend
Therefore I like him. bugger London transport, crime, firefighting etc
Lets have a party
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:35,
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Therefore I like him. bugger London transport, crime, firefighting etc
Lets have a party
I could have 11 billion quid if I gave a shit.
But bollocks, you'd have to give all of it to me if you wanted me to run London.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36,
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Indeed you did,
so I shall switch to dispairing about the lack of sensible people!
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:41,
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so I shall switch to dispairing about the lack of sensible people!
I blame the government
... for the lack of sensible people... who vote for the government ... who keep people stupid... so that they vote for the gov...
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:42,
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it is at least partially my fault
... for allowing you to live for so long
*attacks with knives*
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45,
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*attacks with knives*
arg - he knows my only weakness
I'll get you next time!!!
*drives off in flying super car*
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:49,
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*drives off in flying super car*
Sensible people generally don't have a lot of money.
And I don't live in London so I'm convinced 90% of the people who live there have serious dollar.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:43,
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money's not all it's cracked up to be
look at the wankers who have it all....
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44,
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Too many cunts like me
coming down here taking real Londoners jobs...
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46,
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You BASTARD.
What will poor Tarquin do now? Call daddy, that's what. I hope you're happy.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46,
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and do you know how much a phone call costs?
no - neither does he... he doesn't know how much anything costs.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:47,
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it's all right
I redress the balance by paying my staff next to fuck all!
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:48,
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ha ha ha
the minister for justice ladies and gentlemen ... Justice, in action, for London.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:34,
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I know it's bindun but I can't find it
Or be bothered to go n look
Justice = Not Dat
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:36,
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Justice = Not Dat
Exception to the rule.
Plus I'm not going to be the one to manhandle you into a pod. It just won't work.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:39,
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is there nakedness and gel
a la the matrix? I'm willing to give it a go if you need to test the theory.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:40,
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No, formaldehyde and piss soaked girls aloud t shirts.
We could practice though. You pretend to be nonchalant and I'll tackle you into this vat of lemon curd.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:42,
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Joint effort.
Not girls aloud's, it'll burn through the t shirt. More fanny disease than an American proctologist's office, them 'girls'.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:45,
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I love lemon curd.
that is all. ( except this bit where I ask who calls it lemon cheese? mad bastards, that's who).
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44,
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I've never heard it called that.
I love it too. It's pretty much indispensable if I'm making cheesecake.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:46,
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Sceptics call it lemon cheese
Cos they are befuddled by the wurd Curd.
Can't stand the spluff myself, makes me want to barf
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:48,
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Can't stand the spluff myself, makes me want to barf
Curd should be a swear word
A cross between turd and something else
(Hint: Lady gardens)
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:57,
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(Hint: Lady gardens)
www.penninewaypreserves.co.uk/fruit_cheese_curds_marmalades_jams.htm#lc
I vote for crema di limona to stop all this confusion. Oh hang on, what about créme de limone. It's a fuddle that's for sure.
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Wed 7 May 2008, 12:59,
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I vote for crema di limona to stop all this confusion. Oh hang on, what about créme de limone. It's a fuddle that's for sure.
it is what it is
and if americans can't cope they'll just have to invade something
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Wed 7 May 2008, 13:03,
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Sceptics
Don't need that kind of suggestion
(Invades somewhere small and defencless)
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Wed 7 May 2008, 13:11,
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(Invades somewhere small and defencless)
I was thinking of the Isle of Wight
They need democracy restored.
We could call it operation Cow slip
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Wed 7 May 2008, 13:18,
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We could call it operation Cow slip