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[challenge entry] hmmmm



edited to prevent burning at the stake, image now approx 50kb :-)

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Snigger
:)
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# sracist
/ac
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Snafrican-American
I believe is the polite term
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# he he
funny's
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you're much better than most of our new people. You did a funny, and you posted it on the right board, and it's in the challenge which is a bonus.

I'd advise perhaps investing in a little optimisation (my unreliable internet explorer says the image is about 70k, and usually 50 is considered a polite uper limit for static images)

Grab a kitten, you'll never leave.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# He's a thread deleter, though.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *breaks out the pitchforks*
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *breaks out the fitchporks*
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Porks some fitch
till it breaks
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Felches Pork
Hmmm
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *fakes out the bitchforks*
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# mental image of the day:
the big game, bitchforks vs the plucky, up-and-coming team the nicespoons, and the short-but-plucky lead attack nicespoon fakes out the WHOLE bitchfork team :D
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *Freaks out the bitch, porks*
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh the humanity!
That valuable contribution you made in that thread to the sum total of human wisdom, gone for ever!

What shall we do?!
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Have a beer!
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Bloody good idea, that man
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yay - 12 minutes to beer in the sun time!

*leches*
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# You deleted the small version to post one over the filesize limit?
What?
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# pooper!
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Systems analyst
Knows why shit happens
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# systems analysts don't know shit!!!!
when I started I was just a programmer but now here at work I'm paid to be an "Analyst Developer", not sure what that really means, I think that may mean I'm suppossed groom others for the bum love......

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Are you Cornish bob?
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ahem, oops
apologies all for the utter noobishness.

imageshack confused my delicate sensibilities by producing a thumbnail when I didn't expect it.

i then increased my cocknobbishness by deleting the thread rather than editing the post.

the oversized image is now about 50kbish


the kittens are on me....

and yes, I am cornish, but not actually called bob.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# imageshack? ptuii!
use somewhere like... www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# One of the best things in Arrested Development
is when Tobias says he is an analyst and a therapist

CUT TO:

Desk with a name plate saying ANALRAPIST
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:46, archived)